Geek Professor Drops Rap Video: “Predict This!” by Dr. Data

Here's a little song about predictive analytics.
If you wanna learn, you gotta listen to the lyrics.
Listen to it twice; maybe you can memorize it.
It goes a little somethin' like this.
CHORUS:
I can predict your every move;
just gimme all your information.
Provide me the data to improve
and I'll apply the computation.
People don't dig data - "Boring!"'s the sentiment.
Crapped out by technology - electronic excrement.
But my theory is that data is experience - serious! -
and deep inside the data is the key, see.
Predictive analytics learns from the data you supply,
and predicts if you will click, buy, lie, or die.
It ain't astrological - it's math, it's methodological.
So better pay attention cause my flow is pedagogical.
CHORUS
Predictive analytics can help you with decisions;
you can call, mail, credit, or hire with precision.
On law, love, and life, you can prognosticate
whom to investigate, incarcerate, set up on a date, or medicate.
Charlie Brown never gets his kicks;
that's why every old dog needs a brand new trick.
If you get sick of chasing sticks or clicks with just a quick fix,
you need to learn to predict.
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
Anticipating my mood -
boy, that's totally rude
'cause you would predict anything that moves.
But now I see whatcha mean -
I could have never foreseen
data scientists are the sexiest geeks!
The method is to modify your model incrementally.
Tweak the technique, geek, improving it incessantly.
The model is trained; machine learning is attained.
Make it rain... pop the Champagne!
If it fails, the model bit it; simply put, it overfit it.
Take a minute... flip your bits and quit it.
To fix risk and quickly pick Netflix top hits that stick...
you need predictive analytics.
CHORUS (repeats twice)